Things that make you go hmm...

I nearly pissed myself on Wednesday night watching the last few minutes of ‘The One Show’ on BBC1. Jamie Cullum was asked to play a song dedicated to a viewer’s mum, who had had a tough time going through chemo treatment for cancer, and “for all the other brave people in the UK going through this treatment”. A lovely sentiment, I thought, but the choice of song...

Cole Porter’s “I’ve got you under my skin”.

Perfect!

It’s been a long time, baby...

Yes. I’ve been away for a long time.
Yes. I do have an excuse.
No. I can’t be arsed telling you.

Get over it, I’m back...